National eat Jaylen’s ass day

National eat Jaylen’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Jaylen and eat there ass. PERIODT POOH.

Person 1: eats a random Jaylen’s ass
Jaylen: why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.
Person: well it’s national eat Jaylen’s ass day silly

by Goonking June 22, 2019

National grab a boys ass day

Same thing as "National. Grab a girls was day, but boys.
April 14th

National grab a boys ass day. Its the day you grab a boys ass.

by Bowlingball4955 April 10, 2018

National Eat Ren’s Ass Day

National Eat Ren’s Ass day is a National holiday celebrated on August 25th where you find a person named Ren and eat their ass real good for fun!

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

National grab ass day

April 20 is the actual date to go ahead and grab peoples asses go do it have fun

Hey babe did u know it’s national grab ass day

by Idksomeonenooneknowsbooboo April 18, 2019

National Grab Ass Day 2

You all made it through grab ass day 1 but ur not ready for grab ass day 2 April 16th u have consent to grab everyone’s ass male,female,taken,single

“Are you hype for National Grab Ass Day 2”
“Hell no”

by CTJLisNOTsus April 11, 2019

National grab dat ass day

National Grab Dat Ass Day
on april 17th, it's national grab ass day.
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day."

I grabbed her ass on national grab dat ass day!
#ass

by Patty Daddy21 October 02, 2018

National Slap Ass Day

September 9th is national smack someone’s ass day.

national slap ass day: n. the day in which you can smack someone’s ass for no reason. “Watch out because tomorrow is slap ass day!”

by hehefam September 09, 2019