by Sexy Mexican June 23, 2016
Get the Alyssa mug.This person is one of the craziest dumb bitches you may ever meet. They tend to have creepy crawlys in there couche. Some of them are in denial and shit relationship material.
Person 1 :Alyssa What's that crawl in you couche
Alyssa : THER.. THERE.. THERE'S NOTHING IN MY COUCHE (while bug crawls out)
Alyssa : THER.. THERE.. THERE'S NOTHING IN MY COUCHE (while bug crawls out)
by SmartMan_2769 July 17, 2019
Get the Alyssa mug.A pretty girl who is secretly controlled by the queen shrimp, the shrimp controlling her mind wants to enslave all humankind so that the shrimp eat humans with sauce. Very diabolical, use strong caution around an alyssa!
Boy who hates evil shrimp: Run away everyone the grand shrimp controls her mind!
Alyssa: I have no idea what he is talking about
Innocent bystander (who clearly doesn’t understand the real predicament we are in): Bro what are you on?
Alyssa: I have no idea what he is talking about
Innocent bystander (who clearly doesn’t understand the real predicament we are in): Bro what are you on?
by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp July 5, 2018
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by Autumn3561 August 31, 2018
Get the Alyssa mug.Alyssa is a very shy girl that has a Bad self-esteem she is always scared of what people think of her. She doesn’t make friends that easily but when she does she is friends with them forever. She gets mad very easy but try’s to not let it show.
by Pixie1141 October 3, 2018
Get the Alyssa mug.the most perfect girl in the world. shes funny, smart, beautiful, shes amazing overall. she’ll give you butterflies every time you see her. if you’re lucky enough to make her your girlfriend never let her go. shes something to keep. you need to treat her the way she deserves to be treated. the kind of girl who still manages to find a way to smile; the one that you'll see walking down the hallway, having her head up high, trying just one last time; the kind of girl that will get back up, each andeverytime she falls... the kind of girl who NEVER gives up.
Alyssa is amazing
by Mgyo June 2, 2018
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