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Alyssa

She's shot and delicious
by Sexy Mexican June 23, 2016
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This person is one of the craziest dumb bitches you may ever meet. They tend to have creepy crawlys in there couche. Some of them are in denial and shit relationship material.
Person 1 :Alyssa What's that crawl in you couche
Alyssa : THER.. THERE.. THERE'S NOTHING IN MY COUCHE (while bug crawls out)
by SmartMan_2769 July 17, 2019
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A girl who usally is small and talented and who does cheer and likes people named caleb
Alyssa likes caleb
by This is obj June 10, 2018
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Alyssa is a girl who is incredibly kind and loving, she’s has been bullied and felt unmeasurable amounts of pain. But this has never stopped her, because of her experiences she knows how to be a good person and a great friend. She is always so happy, whenever she enters a room it lights up instantly. She smile’s are huge and extremely contagious. Her teeth may not be perfectly straight or shiny white all the time, but she keeps on smiling! Whenever a song is playing, she’ll sing along. She doesn’t care if she’s on key, off key, or so off key the key is nonexistent she’ll sing! She has the words to every song memorized. She thinks deeply of the future and has a detailed plan of what her life will look like. She always looks on the bright side of things and hopes for the best. If you have an Alyssa in your life, hold on to her don’t ever let her go. She’ll stick by you forever and always be your best friend!
Sofia: Hey! Guess What!
Annie: What!?
Sofia: I’ve got a friend named Alyssa!!
Annie: Really!? Your soooo lucky!!
by evil.panda.365 November 1, 2019
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A fucking stubborn bitch who doesn't accept the fact that's she really amazing and has all the good looks.
A fucking lad, everyone wants to be friends with her.
She is hot but she is an Alyssa.
by coolerbitchier August 11, 2019
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most beautiful person in the universe and has just as great a personality. She is absolute perfection. She has a contageous very nice laugh and is very funny also Sexy af.
Alyssa is my friend
by Ballisticjj53 April 20, 2019
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The most beatiful girl you'll ever meet. She has the prettiest eyes ever and they will make you pass out if you stare at them too long (which happens a lot). Her smile is amazing it literally sparkles. Her hair is perfect all the time. She is very nice, funny, and makes you smile if you even look at her. She is amazing and you would die for her. Alyssa is The love of your life!
by Casey Ridens May 26, 2018
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