Spank The Monkey

When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.

Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!

by Walden Scott February 18, 2019

pussy spanking

Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.

See also: bondage and discipline

Pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'Penthouse' publisher Bob Guccione's kinks.

by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006

spank that hoe

When that girl is naughty you need to spank that hoe

Then at that dudes house they went swimming, she started to take of her swimsuit. He couldnt resist so he had to spank that hoe

by melanthex March 30, 2005

Spanks Effect

Whenever you are winning in a video game without shit talking and then when you shit talk you start losing.

"Dude I lost this game cause of the spanks effect, I was shit talking and started losing"

by k1ngzz_ July 31, 2023

spanking the weasel

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

by Macsloan June 8, 2016

spinkle spank

Another way to say “They’re making me cum”

Bro Tory gave me such a spinkle spank last night

by Hannah Pugh the god June 11, 2022

Door Spank

While sharing the road with a bicyclist, you pull up really close to them and have your passenger open their door as you pass, thus "spanking" them with your car door.

Louis: "Do you ever get the to urge to dropkick bicyclists off their bike when they don't obey the rules of the street?"
Sarah: "Just door spank them. Works every time."

by master_b88 May 8, 2011