Greasy mop

Somebody's entire afro's nastiness. Defined as a person's slimey, filthy, and lubricious hair.

Person: Hey look at that guys greasy mop!
Person 2: Yeah man, does he even wash his hair?

by Golfwang January 20, 2014

mop riblem

When you spread a loose womans roast beef flaps around the back of your head to wear only your nose is exposed, to resemble that of a clam. Meanwhile the woman of loosely screams mother of pearl in the voice of Mr. Krabs.

Bro I'm Mop Riblem with your mom so hard right now...

by Captain Claymidia September 23, 2021

GIVE MOP

To engage in oral sex; to give head

She is always offerin to give mop

by Celeste D. May 8, 2008

take mop

seize the means of production.

seize: take
means of production: MoP

worker 1: Wow, our job sucks.
worker 2: Take mop?
worker 1: Hahaha. Yes, comrade.

by Vykrij August 6, 2020

Sloppy mop

A really bad kisser, who gets spit all around your mouth after necking

My ex, was a really bad kisser, like a sloppy mop

by Illgiveyemaaskined June 13, 2016

Mopped up

Looking beat up or haggered

Man you ex is looking mopped up these days!

by AnitaPounding September 13, 2019

Z-Mop

A cross between a mullet and a bowl cut.

Dude, did you see Stan's new haircut?
Yeah, it's a total Z-Mop

by skeebz October 17, 2010