Tony

The smartest dude around. Great person, great boyfriend, great all round. He is every man’s man crush and every girl’s regular crush. There’s nothing he’s bad at. We love you Tony.

Guy 1 - Do you know who Tony is?
Guy 2 - You mean the greatest person ever?

by SpoopyCookie October 25, 2019

Tony

A fag bag who ride the dick all night

I saw tony riding the dick last night

by Pisssy August 14, 2019

Tony

Tony is that guy that nobody really likes, but is always there. He is normally really annoying and makes you want to punch him but you never do it because he is just that guy

Oh man that Tony is really getting on my nerves

by JustSomeoneUDontKnow November 19, 2019

Tony

An uncle everybody has. No matter who you are, you have an uncle named Tony.

“Hey I’m staying in my uncles this weekend!”
“You mean uncle Tony’s?”
“Well who else?”

by beefy orange May 31, 2018

Tony

Tony is a name of someone who usually is indeed handsome. However, Tonys are usually a jerk. They think highly of themselves, they always show off. Tonys are also usually bald.

Why are you such a jerk, are you copying Tony?

by fuckboi707 October 31, 2018

tony

tony is a guy who will always brake your heart 💔

girl: i’m dating tony

best friend: he’s gonna brake your heart

by heartbroken girl November 28, 2019

Tony

A dainty princess that enjoys skipping and prancing in meadows. Professional ponytail braider. Often found at tea parties. Loves long walks on short piers. Drinks frozen, fruity beverages and a nice shot of beer. Cannot pronounce Django .

Every little girl loves to dress up like Tony and wear a tiara and fairy wings

by Tonytheflower September 21, 2015