Darwin

A boy who’s most likely very tall, probably good at coding, kind of a narcissist, and very funny.
Many Darwin’s have anger issues they refuse to acknowledge and end up taking it out on others.

Best type of guy to occasionally talk to in class, probably nothing more.

“Hey look its Darwin!”

by maddiexoxoxoxoxooxox December 11, 2023

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Darwin Plum

When you put your balls in her mouth and then shit on her eyes.

Jenny has pink eye because Darryl gave her the Darwin Plum.

by The big fat shark May 11, 2023

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financial darwinism

The power of money, or its lack, to determine who gets to reproduce. Whereas in the past this was decided perhaps by physical toughness, ingenuity and resourcefulness in surviving, modern society has coldbloodedly decided who gets to reproduce by separating us by those who can afford to and those who cannot. A possible synonym would be late stage capitalism. One solution is throwing oneself on the mercy of the government, risking social disrespect in the process.

Guy: Hey friend, why no kids?
Friend: Couldn't afford it. It's not mine or God's fault. It was financial darwinism.

by old observer November 21, 2023

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