by LennyDirtay December 24, 2018

A man with the worlds smallest dick, although he may seem straight it is more likely that he’s gay or pansexual (has a kitchenware fetish). Not excelling at school many coopers eventually find work as hookers or as airport security staff due to their lack of ability to maintain human relationships, low iq and mental disorders .
by Uncircumcised Jew April 15, 2020

A fucking cunt who you want to run over with a semi-truck, or a lawn mower, or anything that'll hurt like a bitch. A Cooper is a little shit who is so self centered, so xenophobic, so rude, and a wannabe fuck boy. If you ever see a Cooper, then just hop in your car and FUCKING FLOOR IT
by Softballislif3 August 18, 2017

If you ever come across a Cooper, then LORD HELP YOU! Cooper is an arrogant, self centered little bitch who will lead you one and then date the person that you know you hate most in the entire world! He is probably so bitter because his dick IS SMALL AS FUCK! If you ever come across a Cooper, do everyone a favor and punch him in his tiny ass cock!
by Softballislif3 August 18, 2017

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by Chickalinda101 January 4, 2019
