computer crackhead

A computer crack head is a person that spends an insane amount of time using the computer, being mentally seperated from the outside world.

People who play retarted online games for long periods of time.

Angela: Nick you've been on the computer for 8 hours straight. Go brush your teeth, and take a shower!

Nick: I'm not finished yet! I have to kill this dragon, and collect fairy dust.

Angela: Nick, your a computer crackhead.

by Cewt Pickle for a Nickle July 22, 2009

crackhead o'clock

Used to describe an hour so late or so early as to be almost painful, usually between the hours of 2am to 5am. Also used to denote a time where looking at your watch will be of no value, because it's just that late or early.

Betty: Damn, what time is it?
Hortense: It's crackhead o'clock, that's what it is!

by Aeliane May 23, 2006

shady crackheads

two back stabbing shady people that will stop at nothing to get their next high.. even if it means candy coating their talks to benefit themselves.

two faced.. worthless humans

Them two shady crackheads are at it again with their fuckrey!

by QweneT to u bitch May 13, 2019

crackhead hours

maddox bane and gabby gonzalez on instagram live at 1:20 am talking about monster high birthday parties and rainbow loom easter baskets - all while maddox is doing debby ryan impressions and gabby only being able to whisper.

damn i stayed up until 1:20 last night watching maddox and gabby's instagram live; crackhead hours would be an understatement.

by lex.ennedy May 15, 2020

crackhead seatpost

A bicycle with a seatpost that is not the right length for the person riding it. Tall crackhead riding bike with short seatpost / short crackhead riding bike with long seatpost so that his/her toes barely touch the ground. A good indication that the bike has either been stolen or recovered from a dumpster. Some times the bike has no seat at all.

"Look at that skinny little dude with the sunken cheeks and a beard wearing a hoodie riding the bike with the long crackhead seatpost, he's barefoot, the bike must be stolen, stupid crackheads!"

by paul5150 December 23, 2009

Cryptic Crackheads

A bunch of weirdos doing weird shit.

Tf are the Cryptic Crackheads doing over there?

by hyperass September 19, 2021

Crackhead Camouflage

The ability of crackheads to quickly blend in and disappear into the background after the police drive by. Crackheads also use this ability after they gave you a blow job for $20 and stole your watch or other personal items. This ability may give immunity and allow crackheads to fit in among zombies if there were ever a zombie apocalypse.

I saw this nasty crackhead while I was driving down skid row. A cop drove by and that crackhead disappeared, she used her crackhead camouflage.

by Athena, GREATEST Cat in World June 8, 2019