Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

dumb dick

Insult used by lazy obese 9 year olds with limited vocabulary, this is often accompanied with bad and irrelevant comebacks after the person whom this insult was used against denies it, which annoys the victim even further.

Jayven: You dumb dick!
Max: Can you stop using that? I am not a dumb dick you dip shit
Jayven: No u

by PHDmeme March 13, 2019

Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.

-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.

by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016

dick

you can suck mine <3

step 1- twist that dick shit mad hard till i cum

step 2- put that shit in your mouth real deep in there
step- keep sucking till u cant no more

by hotdicksucker December 16, 2021

MOUTH DICK

Your tongue.

my mouth dick needs chinese take away

by ^^!$#@ August 20, 2022

home-grown dick

When you have a long distance boyfriend and you need a side dude to fulfill your dick needs. So you need a dude in your town.

Yo you need some home-grown dick!

by Your main hoes December 19, 2016