National slap ass day

On the 25th September any boy/girl can slap each others ass.

Boy slaps girls ass.

Girl “wtf is wrong with you…. Fucking perv”
Boy “it’s the 25th September dumbass it’s national slap ass day”
Girl slaps boys ass and bites lip

by Anonymous19393838 September 25, 2022

International Karen day

we appreciate how dumb the Karens are,for example NO one wants them to speak to the manger-

Happy international Karen day!

by anonymous December 3, 2020

Ask out your crush day

December 1st
Ask out your crush day. Don't be shy, do it.

Person 1: hey, it's Ask out your crush day so, will you date me

Person 2: yes! I was just going to ask you

by Mcalistair November 29, 2021

National Kiss Day

The day where you can kiss anyone you want without any consequences. You could have a boyfriend but kiss your best friend it doesn’t matter tho cause it’s National Kiss Day

Molly: Why did you just kiss Mike you have a boyfriend

Me: Oh its ok it’s National Kiss Day

by EverythingIsTakenButMe November 17, 2019

Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day

Other day to be alone

And knowing that your not loved,
See many couples who are happy together…

Someone: Why are you crying?

Y/N: Because no one give me flower or chocolate on Valentine’s Day.

by Aloneness January 2, 2022

Hilop33 day

On december 25th or birbmas hilop will be allowed to ping anyone as many times as he wants for 24 hours

Man Hilop33 day day is coming and i don't know who to ping yet

-hliop/blipblop/blipflop/flipflop/flipflap/other names

by Raziebobhead December 9, 2022

Send your bf a booty pic day

Every girlfriend must send their boyfriend atleast 5 pictures of their butt with underwear on or off

Babe can you send me some booty pics since it's send your bf a booty pic day

by George Jeffersom June 6, 2025