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Fuck Job

Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.
Rolling a 1 and a 2 in backgammon is a fuck job.
by MrCrypes February 11, 2021
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Like a fucking brolly

Damn look at home girl over there squatting 200 pounds, she going in like a fucking brolly
by Jesusbutwithabiggerd June 14, 2020
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Fucking shitload

Another variable of the term 'shitload'
Using the wording 'fucking' multiplies the original amount to the tenth power.
Example: I have a fucking shitload of apples would mean that I have a considerable more amount of apples that just saying that I have a shitload of apples
by fukhead October 12, 2011
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Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.
Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.
by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018
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Fuck

Jeffica:fuck me
Jeff:with pleasure

Jeffica moaning:DADDY CHILL!
by Deeznuts2000 May 24, 2022
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Santa Fucking

Dressing as Santa and having sexual intercourse on December 25th.
Hey man, I think my girlfriend wants to try Santa Fucking this year.
by Dicky Brewski December 9, 2021
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