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if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.
EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS
by 10xValue September 24, 2021
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Grab Ass Day

Dam that chick's ass is fine

Grab it man, its grab ass day
by Danathan the Vast March 12, 2020
mugGet the Grab Ass Daymug.

Ass Scalp

Another form of the phrase butt head. Used in retaliation to other insulting names. Also, a more vulgar term for "butt head", it's more abbrasive.
Girl: Shut up and stop being a butt head!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!
by Dr.Fukworthy January 15, 2011
mugGet the Ass Scalpmug.

Ass Blaster

Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.
Dude, I had my power washer on hand so I totally gave him an ass blaster!
by Sweater man March 10, 2017
mugGet the Ass Blastermug.

ass hat

an ass hat is someone that hate every thing
by lovecat9071 July 7, 2018
mugGet the ass hatmug.

Bulldog ass

When a woman has an over-abundance of 'junk in the trunk', so her ass looks like 2 bulldogs in a burlap bag, fightin' eachother to see which one can get out faster.
by SuburbanNary November 10, 2020
mugGet the Bulldog assmug.

Vice Ass Hoe

1.A woman who presents a genuine interest in kicking it, partying and/or DTF, but really has an ulterior motive of writing an article, Twitter or general call out in order to gain social clout.

Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.

2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.

3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.

Example: Tv Show “High Maintenance” Season 1 episode 5 and 10. The writer Anna is a Vice ass Hoe trying to exploit people for her articles.
What’s up with that chick Karen?”
“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”

Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
“VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”
by ItIsThat1 December 30, 2020
mugGet the Vice Ass Hoemug.

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