If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

Fat fucking ass

An individual with an extremely voluptuous derriere

Chad and some of his buddies from the lacrosse team we’re leaving the gym when they noticed an attractive woman. Chad turned to his buddies and said, “ damn…. That’s a fat FUCKING ass.” (Emphasis on the FUCKING)

by Sexycounselor123 July 3, 2023

Weak Ass Juul

Stop smoking on that weak ass juul mane

“Aye mane, look at Numer smoking on that weak ass juul”

by NuhNumer August 7, 2019

Ass

1.Butt
2.donkey
3.anger

1.You have a big ass.
2.I have a ass.
3.You're such an ass!

by KayhoBEEGfanlove May 17, 2021

hockey ass

a term used to describe a big ole butt

gunther’s hockey ass restricts his pants option

by shania twain’s biggest fan February 7, 2021

Titties Ass Fucker

Titties Ass Fucker is Lady Caca's third movie, a satire on Folie A Joker.

Want to watch Lady Caca's new movie, Titties Ass Fucker?

by I'mcrazy May 1, 2024

ass tryst

1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).

2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.

Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.

by Arnie Grape September 10, 2021