A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.
by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020
Get the Big Dick Unicornmug. Similar to No Nut November but for the girls. A whole month long on the last month of the year for us girls to deny dick.
Jonah: Lemme hit
Abbie: No it's Deny Dick December!
Jonah: What's that?
Abbie: I can't have dick for a month.
Abbie: No it's Deny Dick December!
Jonah: What's that?
Abbie: I can't have dick for a month.
by Hiddenideas November 7, 2020
Get the Deny Dick Decembermug. The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.
Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.
by DevientGenie May 27, 2016
Get the One Dick Ponymug. by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023
Get the National Dick Day Bromug. NiceGirl_❤️ and randomdude69 are having sex together (sorry is your name is one of the above)
NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot
NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot
by Smal dic October 22, 2019
Get the small dickmug. A thing connected to long yellow big round ginormous testicals that can slap people in the face and it may hurt. Your dick may also get hard if your human
by Pusseater69 October 27, 2019
Get the Dickmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the Betrayal Dick Betrayalmug.