Valentine's day denier

A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.

J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.

by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 22, 2021

Sus Day

Sus day is May 23. This day we will all make sussy jokes and succumb to the depths of among us

"Why you actin' sus"
"It's sus day"

by Mr. Guy yeah sus man May 23, 2021

Gab Hate Day

everyday is gab hate day .

person: I hate gab
person 2: same
person 3: it's okay to hate gab, it's gab hate day!

by iIoveganyu May 23, 2021

Horny day 2

The second horny day. May 24

Guy one: it's horny day
Guy two: didn't that already happen?
Guy one: it's horny day 2.0

by Swikbox May 24, 2021

rigatoni day

a trend on tik tok that started 2019 and is still a thing: on may 24th 2021 everyone has to eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta - you can choose which sauce you take. #eatabowlofrigatonipastaonmay242021

- today is may 24th!!

- it’s national rigatoni day, let’s eat a bowl of rigatoni together :)

by katerynaa May 24, 2021

The Dark Days

The first rebellion in The Hunger Games, in which jabberjays were used to spy on the districts.

We saw many horrors during the Dark Days of Panem.

by a dumb donkey May 24, 2021

National Send a Tub Vid Day

Every June 17th is this holiday. On this day, you must send a video of yourself holding your breath in a bathtub while in the nude if you are asked. The longer, the better!

“Dude, I can’t believe it’s june 17th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s National Send a Tub Vid Day!”

by ComedyMan96 May 24, 2021