When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!
by Cocknocks July 13, 2022
Get the squirrely old fuckmug. by iminhellplshelpahhh June 26, 2024
Get the HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCKmug. by yotahi October 22, 2023
Get the fuck nicki minajmug. by bro give me a name >:( June 21, 2023
Get the butt fucking squirrelsmug. 
I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
Get the Hey Squidward shut the fuck upmug. by Fractal meister February 7, 2025
Get the fuck up fractalmug.