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Dirty Brodon

A Dirty Brodon is when you put a condom over your head and cover it in lube before pushing your head into a well seasoned cheap prostitute in an attempt to be reborn after your life has gone to shit.
Fuck my life has gone to shit, I reckon I need to pull a Dirty Brodon this weekend and start again.
by HangryGorilla July 29, 2025
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Drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin

Serial position in which a penis-haver lies recumbent and holds his erect membrum virilis pointing upwards. The partner, having eaten a vindaloo the precious night, squats about the erect "gherkin" and drops the drty bomb.
Oh my goodness, a roffer is about to drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin!!
by ORANGEHAMSTER ALAN ORLA May 17, 2023
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dirty crypto

When an asian decides to hack into a large business involved with both blood sports, human trafficking or money and uses that to hire as many red haired woman as physically possible.
My mate Joe is really into a dirty crypto, he does it every weekend.
by Michileinwe-men May 17, 2022
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Dirty Bernie

"I wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so I asked my girlfriend to give me a Dirty Bernie."
by Geargrinder28 April 3, 2021
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Dirty Twana

Cumming in someone’s asshole then putting a clove garlic and hot sauce and drinking it like a shot.
I did a dirty twana with my girl/partner last night
by Goonmanji November 14, 2025
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dirty callee

when you're eating a pink cupcake and a girl named Callee grabs your penis and starts aggressively squeezing it.
"yeah bro, i was just eating a cupcake and this girl gave me a dirty callee!"
by korn_addict February 6, 2025
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dirty seamus

man who fucks dudes in the ass and then rubs peanut butter on another dude’s nipple just to lick it off
did you see the way i dirty seamus that guy yesterday
by doobskiez November 14, 2025
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