National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13
“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend
“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
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