A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.
Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
by thepranxter March 21, 2018
Get the crack turtlemug. Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
by gnome dog May 30, 2011
Get the Turtle Squattermug. When something is so awkward/horrifying you pull your shirt, jacket or sweatshirt to cover your face. Normally this contains/disguises your laughing fit.
by Reallyallnamesaretaken April 17, 2015
Get the full turtlemug. A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.
by William J. Abernathy May 12, 2023
Get the reverse turtle neckmug. by thelegsonthebusgostepstepstep September 2, 2021
Get the turtle peepeemug. 
