by EgyptianKathy November 22, 2023
Get the Turkeymug. The girl tried to tell everyone to stop treating turkey like the star of Thanksgiving since it was the weakest link. On her own table, she was free to treat turkey any way she wanted, just like everyone else was. Once she started preaching about other people's tables and other people's turkeys and what they should do with them like she owned their tables and turkeys, she was looking for trouble with everyone.
by Solid Mantis November 27, 2020
Get the Turkeymug. To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
Get the Turkey Blastmug. The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.
"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.
by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020
Get the Turkey-blastedmug. by JayBuck September 12, 2016
Get the Tech Turkeymug. turkey refers to someone having a large behind/buttocks, this originated from the state of Minnesota from a small high school named (Hiawatha).
“Damn she got a turkey”
"her ass got turkey"
"that's turkey"
or after someone walks past with a big butt you would say "turkey" in any exaggeration that’s needed.
"her ass got turkey"
"that's turkey"
or after someone walks past with a big butt you would say "turkey" in any exaggeration that’s needed.
by WORD_GOONER April 23, 2025
Get the Turkeymug. by Phonyassshaggy July 12, 2024
Get the turkey whippedmug.