Toilet paper

The same kinds of people who bought all the toilet paper will be the ones trying to get more restrictions and shut downs while they make money off the toilet paper and water, allowing them to go without being policed, while trying to get everyone else policed, it's the way some people have always been.

What kind of hypocrisy is worse than the shit people are doing with the toilet paper and water. Its silliness, but that doesn't make it funny.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Toilet Gravy

Diarrhea of the consistency of a nice thick beef gravy.

After Laura eats her poblanos & beef enchiladas, she's going to make a big batch of toilet gravy.

by MrRowdyMan December 1, 2020

Skibidi toilet Ohio rizzler level 5 gyatt caught in 4k ultra hd Grimice Shake challenge

The ultra sigma REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WoW john you are such a Skibidi toilet Ohio rizzler level 5 gyatt caught in 4k ultra hd Grimice Shake challenge Can i date you UwU Kawaii

by eh eye ron April 23, 2024

Toilet Paper

Worth $100 is what everyone thinks but toilet paper won’t save you from corona.

Random guy: I’ll give you 100 bucks for one roll.
Person: one roll? Huh
Random guy: shh... toilet paper
Person: umm okay it’s not like it’ll save you from corona
Random guy:😳 yes it will

by Daniel156 April 5, 2020

Toilet-paper

An item that is on the endangered species list! Used to wipe your bottom. Various breeds, 2 ply 3 ply or the best , four ply. Peepole seem to think this will stop you from catching the corona.

eg1: Hey bro, you got 4 ply toilet-paper ?because im finna take a phat SHET !

eg2: doctor:"You have covid-19!" Guy :"No way! That's impossible because i bought out the toilet-paper!"

by PPlikher March 17, 2020

Toilet Rolling

The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll

Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro

by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet emerged as a meme riding on the "Skibidi" dance craze. It involves superimposing the dance onto footage of toilets or bathroom activities. However, it lacks wit, relying on shock value. The meme's spread reflects internet meme fatigue and saturation, dulling online culture. Skibidi Toilet epitomizes the worst of internet humor, lacking creativity and substance. Its proliferation highlights the need for genuine innovation and humor in memes. Let us consign Skibidi Toilet to internet history and aspire to elevate online discourse.

"Jason, time for dinner!"
'NO MUM, IM WATCHING SKIBIDI TOILET EPISODE 69!!"

by b00heng March 21, 2024