pee

when you eat some cheese really slowly

damn, he can really pee.

by Thelogicalnutsack September 24, 2020

Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024

peeing

when you drink a lot of water and don't make it to potty

jimmy: look billy is peeing his pants
billy: it is not funny

by brave as ever January 26, 2021

Pee

A warm liquid that could be either Yellow, Clear, or Red. Yellow means you suck nuts and are dehydrated, Clear means you eat nuts and aren't dehydratrd, Red means you busted a nut and you are in pain.

Person one : Dude i busted a nut now my pee is red :(
Person two : Damn i eat nuts so mines clear ;D

by Xx_Vista08_why August 24, 2021

Pee

Peee

Pee

by Theunknownrandomguy July 6, 2019

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

girl pee

pee from girl

"girl pee"

by ILookLikeATurtle June 22, 2025