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cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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Mag dump

When you creampie a girl and right after you nut you scream “COVER ME RELOADING”
I’m going to nut (insert girl name) , COVER ME IM RELOADING! Sorry (insert girl name) I just mag dumped you
by HumphreyBunz November 11, 2025
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Krump dump

A shit so big it made u have a seizure or if someone walked by, why that mother fucker sitting down doing the crump. Aka krump cripple dump.
Oh man, I thought my legs would never wake up after they fell asleep. What u mean man? I had the biggest krump dump this morning.
by Spaz and peezy June 30, 2023
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Vanilla dump

A white woman whom you thought was attractive, but have come to realize she’s not as attractive as you once thought.
“Damn Inwas into this chick, but she turned out to be a vanilla dump.
by Jason_banana June 23, 2025
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discord dumped

When you dump someone you are dating over discord
Lmao Calvin just got discord dumped
by JustMadeDiscordDumpedAWord April 20, 2019
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Dump Lord

The man/women/demon that always manages to obliterate all porcelain devices he/she/they lay eyes on.
Bruh, the dump lords at it again. This is just depressing
by Texasboontampa April 3, 2020
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cheetoh dump

When your turds fly out of you ass with such velocity that they curl around your sphincter and break off, creating a bowl full of small brown cheetoh-like turds.
"I just took a cheetoh dump, the toilet was full of brown curls!"
by TylerR55 June 16, 2024
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