blue waffle

a waffle that is simply blue colored

kid: did you make me some blue waffles?
mom: yes i did!

kid: yay

by appropriate definitions January 3, 2020

mississippi hot waffle

When you shit on someone’s stomach and push it down with a tennis racket

I’m going to give him a Mississippi hot waffle

by Johnathan weisbart February 18, 2022

waffle vandalism

Buddy, I think you're stoned...

why are you looking up waffle vandalism on urban dictionary?

by Malina & Erika April 20, 2021

Belgian waffle

A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram

That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!

by Sweet&cute April 23, 2018

Waffle

When a female breaks wind on a gentleman's penis when it is between the cheeks of her buttocks.

We were having a cuddle in bed when she waffled on my manhood.

by Teapot Charlie May 13, 2018

Cookie Waffles

An STD where your vagina looks like a beat up waffle and your clit looks like chocolate chips.

Your ex Jarod: wdym you have cookie waffles?? I thought you got tested??

by Bills is gay af May 17, 2022

Waffle Thief

1.

An offensive term for a Belgian suspected of theft.

Give it back you filthy fucking waffle thief

by JackRabbitStorm August 28, 2010