Waffle Drinker

When someone eats waffles and / or pancakes so fast it’s almost like they’re drinking them down instead of taking their time to chew the food thoroughly for better digestion and to avoid weight gain.
Why do you care waffle drinker?” “ You eat more waffles than motherfuckers drink in this place, you lil waffle drinking bitch.” Vulgar term invented in jail. Legends discovered it from a drunken bastard on an episode of law & crime.
by GUAPINERO DA WEBSTER June 21, 2024
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Belgian Waffle Stomp

When you shit on someone’s mouth with their teeth closed and stomp it through their teeth.
That kid Bradley pissed me off, so I gave him a Belgian Waffle Stomp.
by Loganno January 14, 2019
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wimbledon waffle maker

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket
your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.
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Waffle Trudge

“It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain”
Gavin: How was your night last night bro?
Jake: it kinda sucked. Spent all night doing the waffle trudge.
by Adamr86 February 16, 2024
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waffle trudge

It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain
G: how was your Friday night?
J: It sucked. I Had to do the waffle trudge for hours.
by Adamr86 February 19, 2024
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dj waffles

A Person who likes to promote his server cuz its dead and is a mod in a server just for sending a meme he is a nice guy but is pretty ngl
by DJ Wafffles October 19, 2020
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Waffle up

A dramatic improvement to a person, situation, or thing.
She just bought her new home which has three more bedrooms and two more bathrooms, a total waffle up.
by Reubensandwich28 June 30, 2021
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