by Booland March 24, 2019
by Alex9974 March 03, 2020
When your father wants to keep sitting around and talking on the jobsite after a twelve hour workday.
by Assthrasher2000 January 29, 2018
A dad who never is around specifically a boy who has had a child and has not yet become a man and is chasing paper instead of guiding the next generation of the Family in truth. More specifically a boy who's father was never around and yet still chooses to not be in their children's life. Truefully a boy who has not yet understood the unconditional love of a Father.
by Be-got-ten August 15, 2019
1. When a Dad has not eaten in quite some time and not even a Dad joke can make him smile.
2. A person expressing intense, food related opinions.
2. A person expressing intense, food related opinions.
Did you see that Hangry Dad get kicked out of the hockey game? He definitely skipped breakfast.
Don’t tell that Hangry Dad that a hot dog is a sandwich.
Don’t tell that Hangry Dad that a hot dog is a sandwich.
by thehangrydad November 24, 2021
A Angry Dad is a shooter, a style of cocktail, or mixed alcoholic beverage, intended to be consumed in one shot.
Ingredients: 1/2 shot cafe tequila, 1/2 shot Stone's Ginger Wine
Ingredients: 1/2 shot cafe tequila, 1/2 shot Stone's Ginger Wine
by Frano collins March 14, 2019
A middle-aged white male that (usually) lives in a Southern California suburb. They are slightly overweight with a chubby face and balding. They will wear a baseball cap with sunglasses, short-sleeve shirt, cargo shorts, white socks with sneakers. They spout liberal propaganda any chance they get (which is strange because they come off as strict). They are often completely clueless about the world around them, because they will read a random statistic off of the local newspaper about how their community is "the safest in the tri-county area" and they will take it as fact and then lecture kids about how "good they have it" no matter how many incidents of crime affect those kids or show up in their neighborhood. And when it happens they often will brush it off as "kids being kids" because they did that when they were younger so they think it's normal. A California Dad is one of the most useless people you will ever meet.
"Did you tell your dad about how you had a bottle thrown at you?" - friend #1
"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
by plus-size albert December 29, 2020