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Bread

Dough that was made by god in order to help humans grow powerful and wise. It was discovered by Jenkins, who let his grain burn in the sun and it became a bread. Very good food.
by JJJ2 March 22, 2022
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Bread

Two detectives that are in a war against evil popcorn
Bread and bread are on the case
by Daonethatknowdawae June 21, 2019
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Pink bread

person 1: mmmm I loved Maria's pink bread

person 2:I know right, it was so tasty
by skidibi toilet December 26, 2024
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Bread Chest

When you consume carbs too quickly and it feels like they’re wrapping around your heart
Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!

“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”

“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”
by Telysisters December 5, 2020
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Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot
It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
by Lilghub August 16, 2025
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Bread guy

Bread guy is overwhelmingly corrupt and he also smells of rotten fish. Secret is a bottom feeding submissive squeaker.
Person 1: Bread guy is corrupt.
Person 2: True dat
Person 3: wtf don't say that
*Person 1 and 2 block Person 3*
by TheGuy51 August 3, 2020
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making banana bread

This is when a girl masturbates with a banana for so long that the banana cooks and begins to smell like banana bread.
by bakers dozen October 10, 2009
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