sltys

slays is stop lying to yourself

You Need to SLTYS as it is only making things more difficult

by Klearluv June 6, 2024

Salty Frube

The marvellous art of sucking salty spoff from a used condom you found on the floor.

Mark found Chris and Josh's condom they used from their furry orgy on the weekend, he was feeling hungry and decided to have a Salty Frube, Greedy cunt.

by Handie Andie June 20, 2024

Salty trophy

A salty trophy: when, after achieving a podium in racing, you fill your trophy with jizz and the woman/team mates drink from said trophy

Bryan, how are you celebrating your podium?

- with a mighty salty trophy

by anonymous June 27, 2024

Salty Regards

Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.

Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?

Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.

Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..

Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.

Child - Yayyy!

by Chad_Tyrone July 1, 2024

Salty Socket

Pissing in an electrical outlet

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

salty curry

A salty curry is a time dependent sexual act. One person will consume a spicy curry and then 24 hours later will have anal sex. Extra spicy for everyone!

Packed with bold and lively flavours, the “salty curry” isn’t for the weak. It’s for the strong and the mighty. - Jamie Oliver

by RB900 January 24, 2025

Salty Gin Dog

Salty dog drink made with Gin instead of Vodka

May I have a Salty Gin Dog please?

by Salty Nick January 20, 2026