When a fella (markus black) always afk "having a shower" whilst on the phone to a girl he hasnt even met yet.
by MR_Googy September 8, 2020
Get the simpmug. A guy who would do anything for pussy but never gets it. Would literally ditch the boys to hang with the girls just to be friendzoned and called the gay best friend. Usually named Jacob
Guy 1: omg you are really going to hang with girls instead of the boys?
Guy 2: yea im trying to get my dick wet
Guy 1: you never get pussy all the girls friend zoned you! You’re such a simp!
Guy 2: yea im trying to get my dick wet
Guy 1: you never get pussy all the girls friend zoned you! You’re such a simp!
by Thatpussman January 16, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Nowdays it's an inflationary word used as a disparaging designation for heterosexual men, such as a gay men get called faggot.
Former a simp is a man who would do anything to get laid or to get a womans attention, yet the woman has no interest in him.
Now you are a simp for being attracted to women
Former a simp is a man who would do anything to get laid or to get a womans attention, yet the woman has no interest in him.
Now you are a simp for being attracted to women
Guy1: what did you talk about with that girl yesterday?
Guy2: I got her phone number and we are going to date
Guy1: dude you're such a simp
Guy2: I got her phone number and we are going to date
Guy1: dude you're such a simp
by Geschwuerrr1717 July 31, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by ilovedreamandgeorge August 19, 2020
Get the simpmug. Noun. simp (plural simps) (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton. (slang) or more commonly known as ADAM MITCHELL. A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.
by SoundNaeBother July 16, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 