simp hunter

Girls that try very hard to profit from simps by putting stuff such as gamer girl in their bio and showing themselves off.
A: Someone gift me in fortnite im a gamergirl

B: ur such a simp hunter
by Proofed September 14, 2020
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No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
No simp shit
by Saint Ecstasy August 29, 2020
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official._.denki._.simp

LITERALLY THE BESTEST MUTUAL EVER. HYPES YOU UP SM NO MATTER WHAT. I LOVE THEM LITERALLY SO MUCH AND I HOPE THEY NEVER CHANGE. <333
official._.denki._.simp may not post anymore but that doesn’t change the fact that they are the most amazing mutual!!
by .midokat June 23, 2021
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beta simp

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.
Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.
by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024
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Simp Paralysis

Very horrible. It is diagnosed when you have simped too hard online and in public! The only cure is to REDACTED.
Bro, I heard that Jeremy got diagnosed with Simp Paralysis.
by UnoKage June 09, 2020
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Bitch Ass Simp

A guy who puts his toxic girlfriend above the bros no matter what
Did you hear Anthony canceled our plans to hang out with his dumb ass girlfriend? Yeah he is a Bitch Ass Simp
by GodBanger July 10, 2021
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Simp-pusher

One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.

The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.
Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".
by RoguePoster January 11, 2024
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