Pirate piss

Iced cold Captain Morgan white rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice

The boys were absolutely hammered on the pirate piss in the shed this weekend.

by Buttered Sausage June 10, 2024

Pirate

Pirates are famous for only having one eye or the skull and Cross bone with an obsession with gold, sword fighting and theft.they enjoy islands sandy beaches and there ship.

Pirate : a good caption goes down with the ship

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020

vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade

person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up

by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022

Pirate eye

When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.

Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.

Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.

Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!

Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??

by Ydnim June 8, 2020

Puzzle Pirate

A person who completes and takes credit for a puzzle they did not start nor contribute to, but places the last few finishing pieces together.

Oscar is such a puzzle pirate; he finished the puzzle I worked on all day.

by tibbits November 1, 2019

pirate wheeling

The art of carrying more then six hotdogs

I noticed my coworker leaving the cafeteria pirate wheeling towards the office

by Bigred11b March 20, 2021

Pirate

The act during sex when guy cumes into girl's eye, so she gets blinded and then throws her off the bed and shouts: "MAN OVER BOARD."

Friend 1: "So how do you and Ema get on?"
Friend 2: "Well, we just broke up, because I pulled a Pirate on her."

by theRDVN September 7, 2019