by Feroline August 18, 2021

by PaNdOrA500 September 30, 2023

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

by hal0fan May 9, 2022

by greasycat April 5, 2021

Person A: Yo, I skibidi'ed this lit girl last night
Person B: ๐ค Oh, cap city central alert! ๐จ Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. ๐ฆ๐ค
Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! ๐
Person B: ๐คฅ Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. ๐ฐ๐ญ That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts
Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! ๐ฏ๐ฅ
Person B: ๐คฃ Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. ๐ช #OutOfThisWorldLies
Person A: Man, you never believe me!
Person B: ๐ Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! ๐ฉ๐๏ธ #ElectionDayEveryday
Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. ๐
Person B: ๐คจ Oh really? Show me the receipts then! ๐ฒ๐
Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. ๐๐ฌ
Person B: ๐จ Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! ๐จ Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. ๐๐ฑ #TechnicalDifficulties
Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!
Person B: Trust? ๐คฃ That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. ๐ฆ๐ฃ #LegendaryLies
Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.
Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? ๐งข๐ I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. ๐๐ ๐ธ๐ญ #CapCityParade
Person B: ๐ค Oh, cap city central alert! ๐จ Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. ๐ฆ๐ค
Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! ๐
Person B: ๐คฅ Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. ๐ฐ๐ญ That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts
Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! ๐ฏ๐ฅ
Person B: ๐คฃ Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. ๐ช #OutOfThisWorldLies
Person A: Man, you never believe me!
Person B: ๐ Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! ๐ฉ๐๏ธ #ElectionDayEveryday
Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. ๐
Person B: ๐คจ Oh really? Show me the receipts then! ๐ฒ๐
Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. ๐๐ฌ
Person B: ๐จ Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! ๐จ Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. ๐๐ฑ #TechnicalDifficulties
Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!
Person B: Trust? ๐คฃ That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. ๐ฆ๐ฃ #LegendaryLies
Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.
Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? ๐งข๐ I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. ๐๐ ๐ธ๐ญ #CapCityParade
by duncan harry February 26, 2024

Rob: "Yo holmes! Crackhead mike got a real job!"
Holmes: "stop the cap my dude"
Rob: "Nah my G, i ain't cappin. Check his LinkedIN"
Holmes: LinkedIN? da fuq is that?
Holmes: "stop the cap my dude"
Rob: "Nah my G, i ain't cappin. Check his LinkedIN"
Holmes: LinkedIN? da fuq is that?
by katarn69 March 19, 2022
