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Long Dicked

Someone that purposely either disrespects you or created a scheme to disrespect you.
Ezra really long dicked me when he kept my gun for a whole year.
by Joel the shoe cleaner. July 14, 2023
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Long ahh dih

Yo ngl King Lebron has a Long ahh dih
by skibidicumrockets57 February 9, 2025
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As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
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Ridgeway ride-a-long

A very expensive ride you go on with Gary Ridgway on the SeaTac strip to to find a prostitute to kill or go back to one of his grave sites to have sex with the corpse
If you're rich enough you can go on a gary Ridgeway ride-a-long
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Long John

I gave her my long john
by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021
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daddy long noodle

a more advanced term for snek
person a: wowie! look at that daddy long noodle!
person b: you mean that snek?
person a: yeah same difference
by **lesbian goddess** April 9, 2019
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Long Jonner

An extra boner that is extremely long
I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!
by Fucker1387 November 3, 2017
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