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swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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Kick in the cunt

Receiving a low pay check after working 80 hours a week
Mitch: You sold all those homes, you must be cashed-up now, right?
Justin: No, you'd be surprised, I work 80 hours a week and all I got was a kick in the cunt.
by Mooooch February 27, 2021
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air kick

When someone, most likely a guitarist of a rockband, throws a kick in the air during a song.
Damn, have you seen Andrew Stockdales air kick during his solo in "Dimension"?
by airkick April 25, 2017
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Kick (Snooker)

The explanation used by Snooker players after poor and/or missed shots

Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.

Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.

Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'

There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.

Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.
Kick (Snooker):

A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there

B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'

A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!
by twoinchtornado November 27, 2011
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Kick the shit out of hobo day

August 25th is the one day of the year where you get to kick the shit out of the onceler au askblog "hobo-ler" also known as "hobo", most people would like to beat him up any day but this is a special occasion where everyone groups together to kick the shit out of him
"National "kick the shit out of hobo day" is coming soon I'm so excited!"
by Thebestbatz August 25, 2023
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KICK

I can’t believe kick!”
You know what ? Kick.”
by Klancer July 23, 2018
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Kick your equestrian friend

National Kick your equestrian friend day is on august 23 where you kick your equestrian friend
Hi today is national kick your equestrian friend day
by anonymous August 22, 2021
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