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Pokemon Go

a game that was released in July of 2016 where you turn on your GPS and walk around anywhere and catch imaginary pokemon around the world. You're pretty much a fake Ash and you really only see ratatat's, pidgeys, paras, catapries and more (it depends on where you live) if you live near water you'll see a shit ton of magikarps and tentacools. It's was a fun app in the first week or two of the release when it wasn't really a threat and shit because now people are dying and getting kidnapped. it's the end of world obesity and making relationships happen but it's the best-yet-worse game out there. You grind your ass off to get a squirtle of whatever with 600 CP and fight in the gym but the leaders and shit have 2000 cp pokemon. There are 3 teams you can join once you're level 5, team mystic, valor and instinct (valor isn't good lmao) and you compete and shit.
The objective of Pokemon go is to catch em all but you still don't.

Guy 1: Oh shit! A nineties
Guy 2: aren't they rare as hell?!
Guy 1: yah, you barely see em!
Guy: welp, I ain't gonna catch em all
by dubsplashxiii August 15, 2016
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Don't go there

Don't talk about that, you're just going to dig yourself a deeper hole.

More generally, don't do (whatever was last mentioned), you'll regret it if you do.
Butthead: "Hey, what about if we call those queers 'fags' like 'normal' people?"
School counselor: "Don't go there."
Meaning: if you even mention it to anybody but me, you're just going to make it obvious to everybody how stupid you are.

"I think we should TP the Police Chief's house"
"Don't go there."
You'll be in a world of hurt if you even park in front of it with a roll of TP in your hand.
by APDamien October 10, 2018
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Going To Denver

Q: Hey man, my "pilot" just got a new shipment, we should be Going to Denver!

A: Yeah, we'll fly high, flight 420!
by SmashboxTrashbox July 30, 2017
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Going green

When you attempt to smash a beer can off someone’s head in order to make it smaller for recycling. Funnier when the can doesn’t crush, and you just knock them silly and put a ring on their forehead.
“Megan just hit me in the head with a beer can and declared she was ‘going green’!”
by Frank Vinacelli November 10, 2019
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Go monkey

The most suspenseful form of craziness. Only a few people can actually reach the level of go monkey. Some extraordinary humans are lucky to reach go ape.
Hey man you see mike Tyson go monkey on his opponent last night
by Snake145 March 19, 2019
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going venice

The act of standing up and rowing on a kayak or canoe.
My home boy Garrett fell in the water again while he was going venice.
by anonymous June 23, 2017
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go ascotting

You had a rough week and you want to grab your boys and 'tie one on'
"Hey buddy I've had a shitty week and looking to go ascotting, you game?"
by myboyblue! May 13, 2016
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