Blue haired weredike

An insideous female creature that emerges from its child like cocoon, usually in college but sometimes before. It feeds off of attention through virtue signaling. The only way to destroy this vile beast is to ignore it.

Mother: My God, what has happened to our daughter.
Father : I feel she has turned into a blue haired weredike. Damn you to hell higher education.

by Herpatitis Aids July 10, 2020

Combed her hair

When you get so sloshed you start hitting people with your hair because you combed it today after 2 months

Prema was so sloshed she combed her hair at the club

by The_kinngh June 9, 2018

Grey Hair Army

Old guys that yell at skaters for no reason.

person one: hey wanna skate up the park later today? Person2: no the freaking grey hair army is always there shouting and trying to hit you with their canes
GHA: hey you hoolingans stop riding them there skating boards on the hand rails.

by el paso de longboard August 26, 2012

Gray Haired Murderer

This googly eyes old ass fucker lives in the matsal and has pshycopatic tendency and crazy anger issues. He roams the school around lunch time trying to find his next victim. If someone shows up too early to the lunch he goes mentally insane. First, he screams his lungs out and turns red AS FUCK in the face. He kidnaps them and brutally murders them. This pussy ass later acts proud af after he cried as a little bitch.

Believe it or not , he is actually a cannibal. He loves human flesh and he loves latex suits.

Wait how much is the clock?
11:12
WAIT DONT GO IN THE MATSAL ITS TO EARLY
Too late, the gray haired murderer is coming

by Mr. Dari0002 January 20, 2022

Gandalf's Hair Dye

When an old man with a very long grey beard braids his beard into braids and proceeds to shove the braided beard into a woman's asshole, leaves it in there for a few hours, and pulls it out, leaving his beard brown rather than grey.

Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished

by VirgilVanDijk4 May 4, 2020

hair goer awayer

something that you shave with a better name for razor.

Hey Tammy what is that?
It's a hair goer awayer.
do you mean razor?
NO I mean hair goer awayer.

by ummmahairgoerawayer April 26, 2021

toothpaste in my hair

the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste

Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.

by Toight-like-a-tygah October 6, 2019