bed corn

Food that is eaten in bed. Derived from a scene in the documentary, "Grey Gardens" in which the characters are seen eating corn on the cob while lying in bed.

John: Honey, are you eating spaghetti in bed again?
Jill: Oh, you know me...I can't resist a little bed corn!

by gary the squirrel June 8, 2017

National corn chowder day

February 30th, The national day of corn chowder (arguably the best type of chowder).

"Today is February 30th, the best holiday of the year"
"What day is it?"
"National corn chowder day of course!"

by ilovepeebybridgers February 25, 2022

Pepper-Corning

See “Crop-dusting” meaning letting off a round of farts as you walk along. Usually small, cute ones.

She was pepper-Corning all the way to her locker and didn’t realise there was someone behind her.

by Channers24 May 13, 2020

Corn dong

When your corn fattened Iowa girl eats more corn than a foie gras duck and you put your wiener in her butt to “batter” it.

Bro she loves to eat corn dong.

by McKRAKEN March 8, 2021

A Corn Caterpillar

The act of shitting on someone’s mustache, points for texture

Niko passed out early last night and he woke up to a corn caterpillar

by JordoWill October 4, 2025

Horn-Corn

The corners in John Marshall High school that students go to have sexual relations.

Boyfriend: Hey babe you wanna meet at the Horn-Corn?
Girlfriend: Of course baby, let's get it on!

by Crystal McGee December 20, 2022

corn magnum

The act or product of collecting corn riddled shit, mounting it of a wooden stick, wrapping it in an ice cream/ popsicle wrapper, and placing it in the freezer in wait for an unsuspecting victim.

Barry had the munchies so bad last night he got halfway through the corn magnum before he realised something was wrong!

by Sudomite September 11, 2023