grind the coffee beans

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.

Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*

by damb_man July 7, 2018

shooting my beans

What a man shouts out when they cum

*jerking off
"I'm shooting my beans!"

by Cummie pooh August 2, 2018

Aunt Jemima Beans

It's when a fucking black woman dresses to gets horny, so she finds a shirt that shows her cleavage to impress a mexican man.

Horny nigger: hey, i want to give you a blowjob.

Mexican man: you are so horny that i want to play with your aunt jemima beans.

by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018

Black eyed beans

What black eyed peas really are

Those aren't peas they look more like black eyed beans to me

by M£@t-H@mm£r January 10, 2019

Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

Bakin your beans

Gay term used for homosexual sex

I was bakin your beans last night daddio.

by Jackellllluy December 5, 2019

cheese and beans

cheese and beans make me fart because im a thicc goddess

i eat cheese and beans for a living

by thiccyqueenzzzzz May 14, 2020