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Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.
Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips
by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019
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Asshole

Someone who steals your last pizza roll
Hey! that ASSHOLE stole my last roll ! GET HIM!!
by brown_guy15 December 27, 2017
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Asshole

1. The part on any mammal's body that excretes fecal matter
2. The idiot who just cut you off and slowed down to 60 on the highway, and there was nobody even behind you, they could have waited just one god damned minute. But no. Of course not.
1. "Jerry! You don't want to go in there! Kevin just walked out rubbing his asshole and talking about smelling up the place."
2. "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole! Oh no, you are absolutely right, you didn't cut me off, I just had to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting your ass. Fuck you asshole! You and your stupid blue Prius."
by Miketsu May 17, 2018
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ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION

When you perform ANAL INTERCOURSE on anybody and it's extremely passionate as there is a clear cause.

When homosexuals FUCK without LUBE.

Demonstration of commiting a PEDOPHILE ACT on someone's child.
When you are PLOWIN' THE BACK 40 and ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION is the result as you indeed have a bloody situation. on your hands.

No lube , sorry ALAN , I always wanted to see your ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION.

Tom found out you boogied with his boy and now he is answering your ANAL INTERCOURSE ad as he is ready for some serious ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION with you ALAN.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
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gentle asshole

an asshole that is gentle
May I have a piece of that gentle asshole of yours? thanks !
by gentleasshole April 5, 2018
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asshole

dude its the hole the shit comes out of
by Icanneverthinkofausername November 24, 2020
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sneaky asshole

The sneaky asshole was flirting other females while in a relationship & even deletes text messages so he doesn't get caught .
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