Noah

Noah…oh boy where do I start. Noah is hot and really nice at first. You guys get to know each other and you bond over similar life experiences just to find out that he lied about being abused by his parents and you come to realize you know nothing about him whatsoever.

Noah is a liar

by jackhanny December 3, 2021

Pass Me A Noah

Noah = Faggot
Fag = cigarette in British slang

Yo, pass me a Noah, would you?

by Goldie221 February 10, 2024

noah

me! hi, my name's noah, i've been through a lot(my parents got divorced when i was 5, dad OD'd when i was 7...) other than that, i'm average asf. i got no bitches, below-average grades, low self-esteem, etc. but i'm good at listening to people. if you ever need a rando to have listen to you, i'm here.

yo did you see noah?

yeah, but he's average asf and kinda ugly

whatever

by kissuke urahare February 11, 2024

Noah Boedecker

a pink sparkly princess

A boy who makes their girlfriend buy dinner and drive their car is a Noah Boedecker.

by slayfrslayfr February 15, 2024

Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024

noah mazzeo

a guy with a very very very big penis and he is also in love with louis, his daddy's Facebook is very good and his sister is very hot

hi Noah Mazzeo,

from louis

by noah mazzeo lover February 20, 2024

Noah

He will describe all of his kinks to you on his first date. He likes to smother toes in mayo and then shoves it up his throat. He is known best as the throat goat (better than Lana Rhodes). To make a Noah happy, you give him gift cards that he ends up swiping on peoples buts.

Noah is amazing.

by Noah's bae February 23, 2024