Michael Afton

He'll murder you and your family and put you in a fur suit

Michael Afton Murded cassidy.

by CadetBluePaper April 20, 2022

Michael Knowles

A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.

Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Michael Vick

The greatest quarterback of all time, enough said.

Peyton Manning: Hey Tom, you see that 86 yard completion Michael Vick had on Sunday?
Tom Brady: I sure did, man he has a cannon! But put aside his utterly resilient throwing arm for a second and admire his agility.
Peyton Manning: The defense is...defenseless, Tom. No pun intended.
Tom Brady:(haha) Right you are Peyton, right you are.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

Michael Owen

English Former Football Player, who is remembered mainly for being a football player for Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United. He scored a very famous goal against Argentina in 1998, where he ran past the defence, making the country go wild. In the late 90s, he suffered a terrible hamstring injury, and after that, he just wasn't the same. Although he did win the Ballon d'Or in 2001, and is the last Englishman to do so. He joined the Galacticos, Real Madrid, as a result. A few years after, he ended up at Man United, which has Scousers fuming.

Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!

Person 1: Dad, I see so many good pundits, but why's he so dull?
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!

by Kingsarwar06 March 21, 2022

Michael Nÿkamp

A creative director and designer who is a fantastic individual and highly enjoyable to work with. He demonstrates a mastery of design knowledge through software and technology. His skill, combined with his light-hearted personality and easy-going nature makes even the tightest deadlines feel less hectic.

He believes in excellence, innovation, creativity, hard work, simple but compelling solutions, honesty, dedicated to producing the highest level of quality, fostering good relationships with clients and having lots of fun.

That Michael Nÿkamp sure knows how to design

by mkndesign March 15, 2010

“Pulling a Michael”

The phrase “pulling a michael” means when, in a very silly way, someone misspells, punctuates, or uses grammar incorrectly.

“Oh! I’m “pulling a michael” when spelling environment like invironment

by “Pulling a Michael” November 17, 2021

Michael Callahan

Alpha Male... ALPHA MALE!

Holy shit it's Michael Callahan the alpha male.

by Metthman October 30, 2019