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Jake

A very angry boy with a short fuse, swears all the time even at seemingly insignificant things. Typically has larger than average ears, and can be quite pessimistic.
Your being a Jake, calm down!
by Your disabled cousin June 26, 2019
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Fall of Jake Rix

On the 15th October 2025, TXG Rebels succesfully managed to overthrow the supposed tyranny dictator Jake Rix. After countless riots and protests the Norwich man was overwhelmed and decided to resign. Following the hours after, AFRO successfully managed to take control after Jake's tragic failure to transfer mod. AFRO and the TXG Rebels since then have completely altered the server in their favour removing 30 roles and banning numerous members now that they see the cruel dictatorship from Jake has ended. This is a historical day for the rebels and all involved
nga did you hear about the Fall of Jake Rix? that shi was craz
by tapmw October 15, 2025
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Jake

A nigga that reads urban dictionary’s to prove he has a big dick😭
by anonymous February 16, 2022
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Jake Gardner

Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes
by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is fuck boy that click baits the shit out of people.
by Anzade February 14, 2020
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Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is
Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022
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Jake

Jake Is Jacob Aka Jayingee A Great Youtuber Hes Friends With Flamingo Aka Albert Aretz
by beyourselfanddowhatever December 22, 2020
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