Shit Wizard

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

by mr.balls. September 22, 2025

Space Wizard

Someone with a touch of the tism, but in kind of a cool, mysterious way. He’s not a normal wizard (those are weird), he’s from space. There’s something a little bit off, but you can’t exactly put your finger on it.

Did you see that dude sitting at the bar with the Pujols jersey? Buddy’s gotta be a space wizard.

by chiefpickles September 25, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 7, 2025

Underwear wizard

A slur for Mormons, in reference to the magic underwear they have on all the time

Why is my neighborhood full of underwear wizard broads who drive 25 in a 35 during rush hour?

by probablyracist399 October 16, 2025

the music wizard

a horrible meaningless website to download music for free. cant we do that anywhere anyways?

Henry's website, the music wizard, sucks.

by the fag monster December 14, 2010

Jizz With The Wizz

The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant

Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*

by OneMilkTwoCows June 9, 2018

high school wizard

A person who bolts to their next class, pretends to be a nice person but really isn't, only takes easy classes, and is usually antisocial, but not in an Introverted way. Also is obsessed with Clash Royale and sits outside during lunch.

Person 1: Yo have you heard of Conor?
Person 2: Yea, he's such a high school wizard

by Not_a_Overwatch_Weeaboo March 3, 2018