When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb
Used as a verb
"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
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by turd_muffin November 10, 2017
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