APAN AWARD SHOW

RIGGED AWARD SHOW

APAN AWARD SHOW IS A 🐍

by cherri_chaeng November 27, 2020

The Truman Show

that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move doesn’t work and you start to realize that everyone you’ve ever been with has been faking it….

I went to the Truman Show last night with a girl from the bar; I executed my patented move, the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop and she pushed started laughing at me.

by anonymous May 25, 2023

Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021

The Baby Yoda Show

What the world's most favorite series, "The Mandalorian" is actually supposed to be named.

Baby Yoda is so popular. Wish they rename, "The Mandalorian" to, "The Baby Yoda Show"

by Saitama 777 December 16, 2020

No show bill

When a person is too drunk hungover or high to show up for work in the morning

That asshole no show bill He never showed up to work today because he drank 15 beer and snorted half an 8 ball

by Do hoe February 19, 2023

Wednesday show

A tv show that can be found on netflix starring Jenna Ortega. Good people refer to it as "mid af".

Tim: Hey have you watched the wednesday show?
Laras: Yes, I really love oily men jumping on my bed

by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023

Michigan Air Show

A Michigan Air Show is a dumb idea that will end in disaster.

She may be a total psycho but, sure, I'll go out with her. It'll be a real Michigan Air Show.

by Professor Wagglehead July 3, 2022