Dad

Left for milk

My dad has left for milk -everyone

by 87Goats May 10, 2022

Dad

Someone who will never come back especially if they are black.

"Dad went to get the milk"

by Dragonslay34R January 22, 2021

Best Dad

Raymond Bentum

You’re so right, Raymond Bentum is the best dad.

by http_ambziii June 16, 2024

Dad Bod

The muscles of a man (who has had kids) that usually pertains in the arms, shoulders, and stomach

Sally: OH, Jerry I love your dad bod!!
Jerry: Thanks Sally that's what happens after 3 kids

by Rdnkldy5 November 3, 2023

Dads

Day after drinking shits

man, I drank so much last night and now today I have the dads.

by Hiimnellyy September 29, 2020

Dad

Someone you can talk to, share experiences with, trust in, and someone who knows things about you, like your favorite color and your favorite show

My dad bought me a shirt that had my favorite character on it!

by BALUGA WHALEEEEEEeeee#3 August 3, 2024

Dad

A person that went to the store and never came back

Son-Omg is that my Dad
Dad- runnnnn

by Dance21 November 26, 2019