Social Simp

Someone who lost their sense of dignity long ago. When faced with a cancellation mob trying to destroy their life, take away their job, and ruin their reputation over a trivial matter, something that happened decades ago, or a misinterpretation of something said or done, they grovel and apologize in the hopes that they might appease the mob. These spineless characters beg for forgiveness even though it has yet to prove fruitful in any case.
"Did you hear that Tommy is being canceled because he held the door open for some girls at the mall? Clear case of internalized patriarchy."

"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."
by Thesbian.Thriller March 04, 2021
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Premium simp

A fellow who buys females premium snapchats😂😂😂
That guy ____ is a premium simp, he buys a pic every check
by Kr47y February 24, 2020
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senpai simp

Senpai Simp thinks they like cheese but they just like cheese because why not.
You like cheese Senpai?
senpai simp: cheese. i like cheese. suck up the cheese.
W-wha-
by maple ;) January 25, 2021
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koro sensei simp

degenarates who spend their lives jacking off to an anime octupus because they are discord mods and cant get bitches on their dick
ew a koro sensei simp, lets runso we dont see them make thirsty tweets
by InfinityYT March 08, 2022
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Culture Simp

Someone who simps for another culture than their own due to the belief, either conscious or unconscious, that they can take a mental vacation from their own culture this way. Thus a culture simp is by definition messed up in the head. Some culture simps are driven to create theme parks to convince themselves of belonging to another culture, especially when in a grandiose phase. They also like to visit theme parks safely ensconced in their own culture like the center of a Russian nesting doll, but American, of course. Not to be confused with prejudice, which has a chauvinistic flavor.
You know you're a culture simp when you go slumming at Epcot Center.

An important biopsychosocialparalegalphilosophical question to ask is whether all biracial people necessarily have multiple culture simp personalities, definitionally speaking, or are they transcultural?

Only Rachel Dolezal knows whether she's a culture simp; I have no opinion.
by White Chocolatte January 01, 2024
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Ian Biggest Simp

Person 1:Man Lena is Ian Biggest Simp
Person 2: Yeah she'll die for that man
by Ian_Biggest_Simp01 July 17, 2021
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