Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich

When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.

hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.

by Kingpoopy3ird July 3, 2016

Hot Sausage Oven

When you and multiple other people put your dicks in another guys ass and leave them in it for hours

Brayden: Ayden im gonna give you a hot sausage oven

Ayden: alright bro you're done

by Imgonnaputitinyourbutt December 25, 2024

Sausage

1. a cylindrical length of minced and seasoned pork, beef, or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled, boiled, or fried before eating.
2. The thing that young kids (5-11) laugh at
3. the things idiots laugh at (13-35)

dad: I'm going to go put some sausage on my grill
7 year old son: hahahahaha you said SAUSAGE
dad: i love sausage! got a problem?
19 year old son: whoa there dad, you don't know what that means
dad: it's meat! what is wrong with my meat!?
19 year old son: dad I...don't think you know what you're saying
7 year old son: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha YOURE KILLING ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAA
13 year old daughter: you're all idiots.

by Rilz3 March 6, 2016

sausage wall

A dick so large it is considered a wall.

Wow! Is that a Sausage Wall?

by Urban dickionary February 18, 2018

dripping sausage

When you pee and you can't quite get all the pee out, so it just drips

"Dude did you piss yourself?"
"No man, it's a dripping sausage"

by bigal123 November 21, 2017

Sausage fart

When a guy farts with his penis

Someone sausage farted whilst having sex

by Jfjfjdjdjssuhe March 6, 2017

Custard Sausage

Usually when a male masterbates before bed. When he wakes up the is a dry, smelly substance on the genital area.

"Man when Iwoke up this morning i had a Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017