sausage dildo

When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.

I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo

by TheSemen February 25, 2016

Santa Fe Sausage Roll

- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.

Hopefully Tom will get drunk enough to night to try and old Santa Fe Sausage Roll.

by Mr. Thor July 02, 2011

sausage skirt

A short bodycon skirt

Wow Marissa! That sausage skirt looks super cute on you!

by Darian Shirley February 20, 2016

sausage and beans

A really nutritious and powerful meal. Even more powerful when comes it comes back out.

I won't eat sausage and beans before a sex night. That would add a strange parfum to the scene.

by ANONIMOYSYMOUS. BITCH. November 02, 2017

christmas sausage

A sausage received on Christmas Eve or Christmas day.

That Christmas sausage could last for several days.

by HillshireFarms November 24, 2018

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

Sausage burn

That lip herpes

“What’s that on your lip?”
“Shit bro I got a sausage burn from suckin that dudes dic”

by Jamesjamesonjames69 May 05, 2018