Michael Gibson

A very nice guy with a big mustache.

y o yo yo Michael Gibson

by BigGibson69 January 26, 2017

kim-michael

This is one smooth operator; with a name like that everyone remembers him. The chicks are always worried about this Kim that seems to be hanging out with all the guys, but when they finally get to meet this handsome devil they start to wonder about his origins. Where could he be from? He is kind, loving, caring and has the libido of a stallion; no wonder the babes can't decide whether to call him Kim, Michael or both, because they are confused by this juxtaposition of femininity and masculinity.

His name is Kim-Michael? What was his mother thinking, I'd really like to know.

by DirndlSnatcher May 24, 2017

Michael Owen

English Former Football Player, who is remembered mainly for being a football player for Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United. He scored a very famous goal against Argentina in 1998, where he ran past the defence, making the country go wild. In the late 90s, he suffered a terrible hamstring injury, and after that, he just wasn't the same. Although he did win the Ballon d'Or in 2001, and is the last Englishman to do so. He joined the Galacticos, Real Madrid, as a result. A few years after, he ended up at Man United, which has Scousers fuming.

Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!

Person 1: Dad, I see so many good pundits, but why's he so dull?
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!

by Kingsarwar06 March 21, 2022

julia michaels

A singer-songwriter from Iowa who saved the music Industry. She has an unconditional love for her family, friends, fans(also known as the gemfam), pets and pickles with chocolate ice-cream.

A: is that an angel?
B: no that's Julia Michaels

by Véronique van Dijk July 1, 2019

Michael Nan

Michael Nan is a not very smart black banana. OOOOHH OOOOHH YEYYEYEYEY

That Michael Nan came from Africa.

by anonymous black banana February 24, 2022

Michael Beakley

Absolute chad; has all the secks. likes secks. consumes secks.

Michael Beakley likes secks

by Cock Smacker69420 November 4, 2020

Doing a Michael

Doing a Michael is a term best used when someone is doing something awfully daft.

1. "Oh no, please don't do a Michael again..."
2. (Guy jumps over two buildings 10 feet apart from each other) "Uh oh... Guess hes doing a Michael..."
3. (Opening the window in a car wash) "God damn it Kevin, don't do a Michael..."

by MikeyGaydip September 30, 2017