May 12

Be nice to your siblings

me: hey sis wanna go somewhere
them: why are u being so nice to me
me: it’s may 12 duh
them: oh okay let’s go then!
me: okay!!

by machary May 8, 2022

mai sakurajima

the best anime girl in history
nobody compares
if you disagree you are stupid
everyone loves her
she is beautiful
she is amazing
unlike you

"yo bruh do u simp for mai sakurajima"

"ofc bruh"

"good man"

by synonym!? March 16, 2022

May 13

Official Show your feet to your side chick day.

Dude: hey it’s may 13th bich
Side chick: LEMME SEE THEM FEET

by Side chick bich May 12, 2021

du ma may

No, it means mother fucker

dumbass

Lawrence Fishborne: DU MA MAY! DU MA MAY!

by big PEN15 May 2, 2005

Ghost of Billy Mays

When you are watching a commercial with Billy Mays in it after June 28th, 2009, one of the worst days in history.

Oh look, I just saw the ghost of Billy Mays in an OXI CLEAN! commercial.

by Mk.14 July 12, 2009

Tai Mai Shu

THE original asian rapper. He can beat that wanksta Jin Tha MC anyday. Too bad he's now slowly fading into history, Jin is brainwashing asians all over the world, and the thing that really sucks is that he got gunned down.

I wish today was sunday, so I can get a cheesburger fo...39 Cent! at mcdonalds baby

by X-Terminator October 25, 2003

May the odds and all that

Said when wishing someone luck in a casual or serious way
Abbreviation of "may the odds be in your favor".

Friend: "I gotta interview with Nat Geo tomorrow "
You: "well, May the odds and all that..."

by Fupsydaisy May 31, 2017