grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

lick her broom

When you eat out a chick with a hairy dick

I thought it was a chick but she had a dick. I'll lick her broom anyways though.

by Micky97 January 29, 2018

Salt Lick

A term used by the rhinoceros community meaning to do bath salts.

Freak rhino: boi im botta go for a salt lick.
Jingledon: gimme some eejit before i tie you to a vending machine.
Freak rhino: bomboclat!

by Smuffluffis Jandark July 14, 2025

lake lick-a-[snatch]y

Clever way to say someone is a lesbian.

I think she's been hanging out at Lake Lick-A-Snatchy

by Jimmy Pete August 9, 2009

Devious Lick

The Devious Lick is a current trend, mostly on Tik Tok, where you steal something, often from a school bathroom, and then show it off on Tik Tok with the caption "A month into school... devious lick", the trend was started by @jugg4elias on Tik Tok on 1 september 2021. This trend has resulted in vandalized or stolen stuff from schools and a few arrested students. The trend is mostly popular in the United States but has gone viral all over the world.

"Just hit the most devious lick" *shows soap stolen from school*

by GREENWOLF_35 September 24, 2021

Devious Lick

(noun) As far as I know, it is when you steal something (you 'nick' a good 'ol thing) from your school or public place (maybe, I assume, I don't know, I haven't really looked at it yet) and then you post about it online because man, it's cool.

Dude, did you see my devious lick on TikTok?
I got a soap dispenser, man. It's freaking sick!
My mum was like "Where'd you get that?"
and I was like "Not telling"

by I AM Useless October 4, 2021

Lick

to steal something from school

oh my god that kid just hit a devious lick on all the soap dispensers in the bathroom
damn thats crazy

by corgimationss September 16, 2021